Laughter - The best medicine

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8

And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law
doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

When daddy is a graphics designer

Look at this baby........O.O

Angry kid emerging fantasie

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Crazy Ping pong

O.O

Jesus Will Survive

I think U all saw this before...

Hard 难~~!!

Yesterday work was so hard.....I have to check everything single thing.....to make sure there is no problem..ar~~~my eye pain, and the time fly very very slow.....T.T cannot take it anymore...i wan to go home...T.T.
Besides me (as a part-timer) there is another two part-timer...same as me also started yesterday..came out from the same secondary school as me..and they are my senpai ^^ I'm happy to meet them.. What is my job??....that...I not quite sure.....if u wan to know more.... go to www.ftm.com.my ^^hehehe

Lovely......

My two favorite toy.....^^

New hair style, a new day???

Changed my hair style yesterday.....and today I have to go work (as a part-timer) is near my house can say is a walking distant..and today I don't feel like working today is all because of the rat and the cat...T.T. This morning about 2 a.m there is a rat in the celling, dunno doing what in there keep making noise, few minute later it stop...Then i went back to sleep......after that about 5a.m two cat fighting outside my garden.... the cats make me sick.... almost every time come to my house garden to fight.....I cannot SLEEP!!! @#$%^&* cats...T.T I wan to sleep.........ZZZZzzzZZZzz

"what are u going to do..??"

"what are you going to do???" ;"how are going to manage your time??";"what are you planing to do this year and next year??" my dad ask me.The only thing in my mind is to find job....get the money and spend and save it in the bank....that's what i think..... my mom ask me to take driving test but for me i will take train or bus...;study account.....but I don't feel like taking it....why?? because of the pressure atmosphere. I always feel there is something missing......something that I must do first only can get that??? something I want?? looking for something???....I still dunno what is that thing missing.... maybe is a thing that everyone has , but i don't have....??? T.T

Memories.....

While i was cleaning my "rubbish" i found a lot of thing that I keep until now...like...letters from my friends when I was 13 years old....wah~~~thats mean I kept it for 5-6 years d..so long...@.@....they are still a lot of things that I kept while my 12 years old birthday present and card... and letters that my friends in Penang send to me..oh ya...and also envelope ... I still dunno why did i kept that envelope.....>.<>

A box of magazine 少年 ShaoNian from 2004-2005

That year i went to Lake Town, Bukit Merah with my friends.

The Timetable..........


List of people going and ....1J is my class....I remember we camp inside and at the end of the water park..at night we on the light and the fan at the near by restaurant and we started playing UNO ,chatting...looking at the stars ..that night was cooling coz near the lake.. quiet and clear sky that u can see the stars..that night was so beautiful....that night a lot of people still awake...like my friends...they used to sleep late...but for me I sleep early>.<>.< (The next day morning) AH~~~~is cooling and refreshing ...so I pull one of my friend to accompany me for a walk beside the lake.The next activity is jungle trekking...that day i don't feel like going for jungle trekking...so I wore slippers...in the end my teacher gotten angry and ask us quickly go......so I have no time to change into shoe...but luckily nothing happen to my leg....After lunch we have free time..so....some of them went to sleep....playing water......playing snooker and for me?.....me and my friend wonder around the place...not thing to do...and is also raining that day....hard to walk around the park while raining without an umbrella......when the rain stopped in the evening...i went back to my tent to change my slipper into shoe...and found out that my bag is wet....(not so wet,just the bottom part) aiyo......my things..........T.T and so in the evening we went back to Penang...took about one and the half hour to reach.....=the end=
"Rubbish"


Using the moon cake box to put all the envelope...and also stamps..

Conan??? actually this a Canon box for blank papers..after used finish..I change the name Canon into Conan....first time watch Detective Conan that time I used to call it Canon..OMG...why?? because, that time i blur blur..didn't read properly...and also because the the 'a' and 'o'...

Detective Conan VCD and DVD most of it is movie....^^and now waiting for Detective Conan: Jolly Roger in the Deep Azure (movie 11) muahahhhahaa~~~
Note book....2001

'About me' book....during my primary school time was so popular..

13???I got 13th place in the Annual Cross Country Competition 2001...I also got certificate....that time I think boys run for 7km and girl run for 6 km....but that time was FUN!!